If I were queen of my universe ... (which I'm not) ...

I know this is totally cliche, but maybe I'm cliche. There is a reason something is cliche, kinda like stereotypes, there is some truth to them. THIS is the truth, I can't stand the toilet seat left up. IF the toilet seat were meant to be left up (which it was NOT), it would be more aesthetically pleasing to leave it up than to leave it down. It would be more universally useful to leave it up than to leave it down. It would be LESS angering to leave it up than to leave it down.

What I don't understand is WHY this has become so cliche. Instead of making me LOOK inside the toilet every time I walk by, LOOK at the piss left on the side of the toilet rim, LOOK at the way I've neglected to clean the toilet bowl, why NOT just put the damned toilet seat DOWN?

AND THEN when I return to our room after the haze of wandering down two flights of stairs to feed our obviously starving baby boy at 3:30 a.m., I won't FALL INTO that unclean toilet bowl that I didn't see because I was trying to avoid turning on the light and waking up the peacefully sleeping person in bed next to me with the bright light; the person who just so happened to leave the toilet seat up. And then I could avoid sitting on the piss around the toilet and feel like I have to take a shower in the wee hours of the morning to clean the piss off my ass.